Saturday, August 31, 2002

Al salaam a'alaykum!

Here's my advice for folks travelling in North Africa (when you're tired of the museums, architecture, beaches, mountains, shopping, etc.):

1st: Seek out a Murde la Mort (Wall of Death) in a local carnival. If you can stand the chokingly strong exhaust fumes, you'll be treated to a suicidal driver who drives cars and motorcycles on a rickety cylindrical wall (7 meters off the floor). He does this via the power of mathematics. As an added bonus, he'll grab money from you if you hold it out. Apparently, this attraction is gaining popularity in other countries, it was worth the trip just to hang out with African carnies(!)

2nd: Check out a small town near Marrakech in which every resident drives the same car; A late sixties Peugeot 404. According to local legend, it's the only car that the town's lone mechanic knows how to fix. Ain't that a blip.

3rd: Don't eat a prickly pear from the back of a smelly mule. It's like eating Indian food from a gas station ;)

posted by Andy Malone

Friday, August 30, 2002

On Monday- Sep 9th, after a 1.5 year absence, I'm finally making my way back to NYC for 36 hours of pure mayhem. The main purpose of this trip is to see Derek Plaslaiko play the 2 Year Anniversary Party of Tronic Treatment, but I'm also hoping to make it out to Tony's bar- perhaps in the early evening. All burnlabers should really try make it out. Derek is an amazing DJ, and there are two wicked 'suprise' DJs on the bill as well.